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Jun
27th
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OK I will believe that the real Michael died if this dude shows up.

OK I will believe that the real Michael died if this dude shows up.

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The guy who died was not the real Michael Jackson.  He was an imposter.  The real Michael was black, not white. How else can you explain the sudden drop off in quality of music since Bad?
Either this imposter killed the real Michael many years ago or Michael is imprisoned in a dungeon underneath Neverland.  Seems suspicious to me that this imposter died right before he had to sing and dance before a live audience.

The guy who died was not the real Michael Jackson.  He was an imposter.  The real Michael was black, not white. How else can you explain the sudden drop off in quality of music since Bad?

Either this imposter killed the real Michael many years ago or Michael is imprisoned in a dungeon underneath Neverland.  Seems suspicious to me that this imposter died right before he had to sing and dance before a live audience.

May
27th
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A possible explanation for why right-wing nutjobs permeates talk radio.  When you are driving you are emotional, tense, even angry.  It’s not a time for thoughtful contemplation.  So the bile that these idiots spew is well suited to that emotional state, which makes people receptive to their nonsense and easily manipulated by it.

A possible explanation for why right-wing nutjobs permeates talk radio.  When you are driving you are emotional, tense, even angry.  It’s not a time for thoughtful contemplation.  So the bile that these idiots spew is well suited to that emotional state, which makes people receptive to their nonsense and easily manipulated by it.

May
13th
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I hear the working title of Palin’s new book is “My Struggle”.

I hear the working title of Palin’s new book is “My Struggle”.

May
11th
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The UAW (United AUTO workers) is a joke.  They represent more casino workers than auto workers.  This proves that union bosses care more about dues and power than their workers.

The UAW (United AUTO workers) is a joke.  They represent more casino workers than auto workers.  This proves that union bosses care more about dues and power than their workers.

Apr
17th
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I always wondered how private equity firms either with no track record or a bad one raised money.  Now I know.  You just bribe public officials that manage state pension funds.

I always wondered how private equity firms either with no track record or a bad one raised money.  Now I know.  You just bribe public officials that manage state pension funds.

Apr
10th
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Revenge

is not a dish best served cold.  It is the poison we intend for others, but swallow ourselves.

Apr
9th
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Of course Obama should bow to the King of Saudi Arabia.  Thanks to all you assholes driving around in SUVs and flying around in private jets, we are Saudi Arabia’s bitch.

Apr
3rd
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Of the 25 people Time Magazine identified as most culpable for the economic crisis, 9 have degrees from Harvard and most of those came from the business school.  This reminds me of the time my mother was completely perplexed about the Unabomber being a Harvard graduate.  My reply: “Mom, the most evil people in American history went to Harvard.”

Of the 25 people Time Magazine identified as most culpable for the economic crisis, 9 have degrees from Harvard and most of those came from the business school.  This reminds me of the time my mother was completely perplexed about the Unabomber being a Harvard graduate.  My reply: “Mom, the most evil people in American history went to Harvard.”

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Want to make a real impact on the war on drugs?  Get rid of public housing.  They are a government subsidy of the drug trade.  The low income requirements encourages people to find jobs in the underground economy.

Want to make a real impact on the war on drugs?  Get rid of public housing.  They are a government subsidy of the drug trade.  The low income requirements encourages people to find jobs in the underground economy.